by Hornbeam » Mon Jun 26, 2023 7:46 am
Nice handbrake swerve George, I can smell the burnt rubber from here, if the painting had any real value a Crew from somewhere down South would have jumped into their “ automatic, systematic, hydramatic Reliant Robin and acquired the painting by now whilst Dave and the locals were sound asleep so their reputations remain intact.
On Teesside there is a painting worth Millions called “The Dice Players”, between the Peasants and the painting there is what appears to be a no man’s/persons? Land apparently filled with electronics like Lasers, Pressure Mats, in the event of a power failure a Gadgee with a Baseball Bat pops out if anybody tries to get closer.
Personally I would rather have the painting of the “Fallen Madonna” by Von Klomph or better still they can have the painting and I will have the Knockwurst for breakfast.