creemaster wrote:Well george you never know. One might appear behind the TV news reporter on a seafront somewhere being battered by waves reiterating the Coastguard statement to STAY AWAY FROM THE BLOODY SEA FRONT!!!!!
Regards
Graham
A bit like no trespassing signs, which brings me to a story about an old friend now no longer with us, his name was Jimmy Southall a lovely chap ex Guards Officer and a Director of Middlesbrough Estates which owned various Wharves, although we came from different backgrounds ( he having money and me searching the back of the Sofa

). we got on well together. Jimmy had a large Estate outside of Great Ayton along with the old Hall.
Everyday he would do the rounds of his estate and was sick of Poachers (despite the no Trespassing signs) laying various Poachers Traps, as a result of this annoyance he bought some "Mines". These Mines consisted of a holder that you could fit a Blank Shotgun Cartridge in and a length of trip wire, Jimmy laid these Mines out over his estate and waited.
He was doing his rounds one morning when he heard a BANG off he ran to the source and found a chap with a White Dog Collar resplendent on one of the benches clutching his chest just about to have a Heart Attack, after the Vicar eventually got his breath back he explained that he had called at the Hall to introduce himself and as Jimmy was not in decided to go and look for him around the grounds. BIG MISTAKE
Why is it that people ignore either advice by the Coastguard or Warning Signs and take a risk?
Mines are still available at any good Country Pursuits Outlet
